07/11/2008

There really isn’t much for me to do when you’re holidaying on the other side of the world in Copenhagen, being amazing and everything, other than watch really bad movies. Tonight I watched X-Files Whatever. It was terrible. But, the very last 15 seconds was really gross. And it reminded me of you. I want to paddle you across the ocean in a bikini.

I mean, you’re in the bikini. I’ll be dressed like Peter O’Toole in Lawrence of Arabia.

gross.